Keanu Reeves Tries To Escape Fools Wearing Headbands At Crown Lounge

Here’s Keanu Reeves leaving Crown Lounge last night. His aging ass was probably there to score some trim, but that new headband craze probably turned him off and he had to leave.

Who is bringing those back? This Daveigh Chase chick? What is she trying to do? STOP! Gawd, I would rather to see them in leggings than those stupid Manson Girl headpieces.

There is no need to look like you’ve been roaming from commune to commune. There is no way any of these girls would actually pee in the woods, get picked up by someone’s custom van with the unicorn painting on the side while hitchhiking on the PCH, or chase people around with knives at the Tate residence.

Thank you for choosing to wear Samantha Ronson’s lesbian hipster doofus chapeau and those skorts(?) instead, Rachel Bilson.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Keanu Reeves, Rachel Bilson, Daveigh Chase and Caroline D’Amore at the party in the gallery!


Here’s Keanu Reeves leaving Crown Lounge last night. His aging ass was probably there to score some trim, but that new headband craze probably turned him off and he had to leave.Who is bringing those back? This Daveigh Chase chick? What is she trying to do? STOP! Gawd, I would rather to see them in leggings than those stupid Manson Girl headpieces.There
is no need to look like you’ve been roaming from commune to commune.
There is no way any of these girls would actually pee in the woods, get
picked up by someone’s custom van with the unicorn painting on the side
while hitchhiking on the PCH, or chase people around with knives at the
Tate residence.Thank you for choosing to wear Samantha Ronson’s lesbian hipster doofus chapeau and those skorts(?) instead, Rachel Bilson.

Check out all 15+ photos of Keanu Reeves, Rachel Bilson, Daveigh Chase and Caroline D’Amore at the party in the gallery!