Keanu Reeves Tries To Escape Fools Wearing Headbands At Crown Lounge

August 7th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Here’s Keanu Reeves leaving Crown Lounge last night. His aging ass was probably there to score some trim, but that new headband craze probably turned him off and he had to leave.

Who is bringing those back? This Daveigh Chase chick? What is she trying to do? STOP! Gawd, I would rather to see them in leggings than those stupid Manson Girl headpieces.

There is no need to look like you’ve been roaming from commune to commune. There is no way any of these girls would actually pee in the woods, get picked up by someone’s custom van with the unicorn painting on the side while hitchhiking on the PCH, or chase people around with knives at the Tate residence.

Thank you for choosing to wear Samantha Ronson‘s lesbian hipster doofus chapeau and those skorts(?) instead, Rachel Bilson.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Keanu Reeves, Rachel Bilson, Daveigh Chase and Caroline D’Amore at the party in the gallery!


Here’s Keanu Reeves leaving Crown Lounge last night. His aging ass was probably there to score some trim, but that new headband craze probably turned him off and he had to leave.Who is bringing those back? This Daveigh Chase chick? What is she trying to do? STOP! Gawd, I would rather to see them in leggings than those stupid Manson Girl headpieces.There
is no need to look like you’ve been roaming from commune to commune.
There is no way any of these girls would actually pee in the woods, get
picked up by someone’s custom van with the unicorn painting on the side
while hitchhiking on the PCH, or chase people around with knives at the
Tate residence.Thank you for choosing to wear Samantha Ronson‘s lesbian hipster doofus chapeau and those skorts(?) instead, Rachel Bilson.

Check out all 15+ photos of Keanu Reeves, Rachel Bilson, Daveigh Chase and Caroline D’Amore at the party in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. lisabeller

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  2. C.C. Shore

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  3. C.C. Shore

    I’ve really tried to give your new website a chance. However,I find it far too busy–annoyingly so. I loved the old website, and was an avid reader for the last few years. Whats more, I think the old website was way better — the features were far more relevant and interesting and overall more pleasing to the eye. But onward and upward. Guess all those ads are far more lucrative and important than my lowly opinion.

  4. dude

    J, usually your snark hits pretty damned close, but the Tate remark? Low, dude…low. Beyond tacky and tasteless.

    For shame, dude, for shame….

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