Here’s Keanu Reeves meeting some chick for lunch at the Beragmont CafÃ©. Hopefully, Sarah Connor Chronicles over there is telling him how much the Matrix sequels bit it. How do you go from perfection to dopey metaphysical garbage? It was a blade in my heart!
Keanu looks a little more put-together than usual. Usually, he’s working the just-crawled-out-of-the-grease-can-at-Ted-Kaczynski’s-cabin thing going on. Does he seem a little sad and lonely to you? He’s always meeting up with one single girl here and there. And the rest of the times he’s on benches, thinking. He’s sad, but deep. Deeply sad. Shit gets rough when the 90s are over and there’s no more Sassy to be on the cover of.
11 more photos of Keanu Reeves at a lunch meeting after the jump.
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