Keanu Reeves Eats Lunch, Rides A Hog

March 18th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Here’s Keanu Reeves meeting some chick for lunch at the Beragmont Café. Hopefully, Sarah Connor Chronicles over there is telling him how much the Matrix sequels bit it. How do you go from perfection to dopey metaphysical garbage? It was a blade in my heart!

Keanu looks a little more put-together than usual. Usually, he’s working the just-crawled-out-of-the-grease-can-at-Ted-Kaczynski’s-cabin thing going on. Does he seem a little sad and lonely to you? He’s always meeting up with one single girl here and there. And the rest of the times he’s on benches, thinking. He’s sad, but deep. Deeply sad. Shit gets rough when the 90s are over and there’s no more Sassy to be on the cover of.


11 more photos of Keanu Reeves at a lunch meeting after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. kinkadoo

    …or i don’t know your baby is stillborn and your fiance offs herself in a coke fuled ‘accident’???

    get a clue loser. he has a right to be sad.
    next time you get paid spend a little on tact, compassion and class.

  2. Zekers

    Kinkadoo, next time you get paid, spend a little on a sense of humor…

    I used to have a huge crush on Keanu, its gone now…

  3. rootabega

    um, kinkadoo are you absolutely insane??? i dont think j harvey was ripping on him..

  4. biker

    love your blog, always great fun to read, FYI he rides a classic bike, a vintage Norton, he has to sit down and think, when he rides he has no chance of thinking, he needs to concentrate on the nasty LA traffic or else, thanks for all the fun stories and photos to go with :)

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