Keanu Reeves Is Looking Chunky, Must Be All The Directing

May 20th, 2013 // Leave a Comment

But…uh…Keanu Reeves? Why have you allowed this to happen to yourself?

The once attractive actor was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday (May 19) departing from the Odessa yacht and looking noticeably different than the last time we spotted him at the Cloud Atlas premiere.

Ladies and gents, Keanu has put on quite a few pounds. Here’s the thing, I never thought Keanu to be a particularly good actor unless he’s playing a dumb teenager, à la Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, or a Neo in The Matrix, but he did always have his cute factor going for him. Looks like that’s gone too. How did this happen?! 

Maybe he got too comfortable in the director’s chair of his new movie, Man Of Tai Chi? But, I mean, he’s starring as the villain in that movie so he had to at least be fit enough to kick some ass. And why has he let his hair grow out all weird and why is he wearing a t-shirt that shows off just how chunky his middle bit has gotten…so many questions that I need answers to.

Launch the gallery to check out Keanu’s new body. Maybe we should be applauding him for not giving into Hollywood’s stereotypical idea of manliness. Or maybe we should be sad that he’s less hot now. Let us know what you think in the comments.

By Sabba Rahbar

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