Katy Perry Is Singing About Scarlett Johansson

August 22nd, 2008 // 7 Comments

Yeah, you know Katy Perry‘s hit song “I Kissed A Girl?” Well, it’s about Scarlett Johansson. No, they didn’t actually make out. But Katy thought about it. Deeply. And repeatedly.

‘I Kissed a Girl’ was inspired when I opened up a magazine and I saw a picture of Scarlett Johansson,” the parent-approved provocateur says.

“I was with my boyfriend at the time, and I said to
him, ‘I’m not going to lie: If Scarlett Johansson walked into the room
and wanted to make out with me, I would make out with her. I hope
you’re okay with that?’”

Katy’s one of those fake lesbians who sings about making out with chicks to sell records. Ooooh, it turns on the frat boys when we kiss. Stop. I’d rather some butch chick with a flat top on a Harley dating a female welder make it to the top of the Billboard charts.

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Yeah, you know Katy Perry‘s hit song “I Kissed A Girl?” Well, it’s about Scarlett Johansson. No, they didn’t actually make out. But Katy thought about it. Deeply. And repeatedly.

‘I Kissed a Girl’ was inspired when I opened up a magazine and I saw a picture of Scarlett Johansson,” the parent-approved provocateur says.

“I was with my boyfriend at the time, and I said to
him, ‘I’m not going to lie: If Scarlett Johansson walked into the room
and wanted to make out with me, I would make out with her. I hope
you’re okay with that?’”

Katy’s one of those fake lesbians who sings about making out with chicks
to sell records. Ooooh, it turns on the frat boys when we kiss. Stop.
I’d rather some butch chick with a flat top on a Harley dating a female
welder make it to the top of the Billboard charts.

By J. Harvey
  1. Anne Arkham

    I’m a female welder. It’s not gonna happen.

  2. Yoshi

    she’s contridicting herself. She said in Rolling Stone that it was about a friend she had when she was in high school (and it was just a fantasy)

    She needs to GTFO. Now.

  3. Stickler

    WHAT is she wearing? Ew.

  4. linn

    yay for j!

    i’ve been saying basically that all summer (the fake lesbian thing, not the scarjo thing). if you wanna kiss a girl, kiss a girl. but let’s face it: the song is not about freely expressing sexuality, it’s about being a slutty little minx. there are real songs about girl sex, but somehow they never make it to the airwaves.

  5. moondancer

    I understand anyone, any gender fantasizing about Scarletts lips.

  6. moondancer

    I understand anyone, any gender fantasizing about Scarletts lips.

  7. jj

    ah yes, another talentless whore. thanks madonna!

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