Katy Perry Is Every Boy’s ‘Teenage Dream’

Katy Perry unveiled the cover of her new album “Teenage Dream” in which she looks like exactly that! The genetic jackpot winner looks gorgeous and ethereal (and not trying to look cheekier than Betty Boop for a change!) wearing nothing but a cotton-candy cloud draped strategically across her backside.

Other than the cover being a little less over the top than usual, it’s pretty much what I’d expect from Katy Perry (pictured leaving LAX on July 16). Oh wait, nope, she went there: it’s going to be cotton-candy scented. Blegh.