Katy Perry Has Locks Of Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift’s Hair

February 9th, 2009 // 6 Comments

While bigger stars will look right past Ryan Seacrest and pretend he doesn’t exist (true story!), leave it to the always annoyingly campy Katy Perry to have props in her purse specifically for a pre-red carpet Ryan gab fest. She probably brain stormed a bunch of skits and practiced in front of the mirror before leaving her house.

After a snarky introduction, Katy baited him with: “Don’t you want to know what’s in my purse?” While Ryan played coy and pretended to not be interested in such things, he finally said sure, why not, and was greeted with two cut strands of hair — one from Miley Cyrus, and another from Taylor Swift. Get it? Like she’s doing voodoo witchcraft on her tween competition!
 

Wow, this girl is just so crafty! We imagine she sits at home with her cats, glitter and glue gun making really terrible paper-mâché, trinkets and earrings out of condom wrappers or something. She just seems like that type.

View a gallery of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus a the Grammys here!


While bigger stars will look right past Ryan Seacrest and pretend he doesn’t exist (true story!), leave it to the always annoyingly campy Katy Perry to have props in her purse specifically for a pre-red carpet Ryan gab fest. She probably brain stormed a bunch of skits and practiced in front of the mirror before leaving her house. After a snarky introduction, Katy baited him with: “Don’t you want to know what’s in my purse?” While Ryan played coy
and pretended to not be interested in such things, he finally said
sure, why not, and was greeted with two cut strands of hair — one from
Miley Cyrus, and another from Taylor Swift. Get it? Like she’s doing voodoo witchcraft on her tween competition! Wow, this girl is just so crafty! We imagine she sits at home with her cats, glitter and glue gun and makes really terrible paper-mâché, trinkets and earrings out of condom wrappers or something. She just seems like that type.View a gallery of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus a the Grammys here!

By Melissa Noble
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  1. Jenn

    You forgot to mention her best feature of all, that crafty wonk eye she is sporting. It’s getting worse, someone keep her away from Paris!

  2. radgirldiana

    Too bad about that huge pink tarantula sitting atop the bow of her dress. That and the awful make-up together make her look more voodoo than I bet she intends. Then again………

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    Umm…. creepy?

  4. loser head

    whatever, this girl is hilarious!! i laughed so hard when she pulled that hair out.
    it’s just a matter of you guys not getting her jokes…everyone has a different sense of humour and i love katy for being so confident…she really doesn’t care what anyone else thinks :)

    to each his own..and really, it doesn’t make you a bigger person to critisize someone’s appearance. i happen to think she looked gorgeous.

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