Katy Perry Clearly Embarrassed, Denies Benji Madden Hook Up

February 17th, 2009 // 2 Comments

The crappy thing about being an on-the-rise pop star looking to get a drunken piece from anything breathing (Paris Hilton‘s ex, Benji Madden, specifically) are nosey people like us who post pictures and write stuff about it.

Katy Perry has taken to her tumblr blog to refute said pictures and images, and clear up any rumors about her “boozy Valentines” where she was NOT “bumping uglies” with Benji.

“oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other…
doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with
anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there
celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good
friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but
my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your
vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :)”

While our fragile minds would rather not travel down the dark and trepidatious mental image road of Katy Perry and Benji Madden “bumping uglies” (ewwww) what’s up with all this “oh kittens!” “kitty purry” and “vagina day” references?

I think Kitty Purry is trying to tell us something.

View a gallery of Katy Perry at the 59th San Remo Song Festival and the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino!


The crappy thing about being an on-the-rise pop star looking to get a drunken piece from anything breathing (Paris Hilton‘s ex, Benji Madden, specifically) are nosey people like us who post pictures and write stuff about it.Katy Perry has taken to her tumblr blog
to refute said pictures and images, and clear up any rumors about her
“boozy Valentines” where she was NOT “bumping uglies” with Benji.”oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other…
doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with
anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there
celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good
friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but
my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your
vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :)”While
our fragile minds would rather not travel down the dark and
trepidatious mental image road of Katy Perry and Benji Madden “bumping
uglies” (ewwww) what’s up with all this “oh kittens!” “kitty purry” and
“vagina day” references?I think Kitty Purry is trying to tell us something.View a gallery of Katy Perry at the 59th San Remo Song Festival and the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino!

By Melissa Noble
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