Katy Perry And Dita Von Teese Courting Good Press

Here’s Lily Allen’s favorite singer Katy Perry and burlesque fashionista Dita Von Teese accompanying Perez Hilton on a visit to famed LA gay bar The Abbey after dinner at Sur. And I gotta say, it’s nice to see the gossip beaver stepping up his clothes game. Normally, he looks like birthday cake. Katy likes cake.

Dita Von Teese renders me speechless. What do our readers think? How DOES she look so flawless? Does she sleep in a special chamber? Does a makeup artist and hair person live with her? How does one always look so effing perfect? Is she dipped in wax? Did her ex Marilyn Manson facillitate a soul-selling deal with the Dark One to earn eternal and icy perfection?

The unengaged Katy Perry’s in a red 1920’s flapper hat, and not driving a banana, so that’s good enough for us.

Look for some positive items on the two celebstresses on his site in the near future. Let’s be real.


Here’s Lily Allen’s favorite singer Katy Perry and burlesque fashionista Dita Von Teese accompanying Perez Hilton
on a visit to famed LA gay bar The Abbey after dinner at Sur. And I
gotta say, it’s nice to see the gossip beaver stepping up his clothes
game. Normally, he looks like birthday cake. Katy likes cake.

Dita Von Teese renders me speechless. What do our readers think? How
DOES she look so flawless? Does she sleep in a special chamber? Does a
makeup artist and hair person live with her? How does one always look
so effing perfect? Is she dipped in wax? Did her ex Marilyn Manson facillitate a soul-selling deal with the Dark One to earn eternal and icy perfection?

The unengaged Katy Perry’s in a red 1920’s flapper hat, and not driving a banana, so that’s good enough for us.

Look for some positive items on the two celebstresses on his site in the near future. Let’s be real.