Katy Perry And Dita Von Teese Courting Good Press

December 29th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Here’s Lily Allen‘s favorite singer Katy Perry and burlesque fashionista Dita Von Teese accompanying Perez Hilton on a visit to famed LA gay bar The Abbey after dinner at Sur. And I gotta say, it’s nice to see the gossip beaver stepping up his clothes game. Normally, he looks like birthday cake. Katy likes cake.

Dita Von Teese renders me speechless. What do our readers think? How DOES she look so flawless? Does she sleep in a special chamber? Does a makeup artist and hair person live with her? How does one always look so effing perfect? Is she dipped in wax? Did her ex Marilyn Manson facillitate a soul-selling deal with the Dark One to earn eternal and icy perfection?

The unengaged Katy Perry’s in a red 1920′s flapper hat, and not driving a banana, so that’s good enough for us.

Look for some positive items on the two celebstresses on his site in the near future. Let’s be real.


Here’s Lily Allen‘s favorite singer Katy Perry and burlesque fashionista Dita Von Teese accompanying Perez Hilton
on a visit to famed LA gay bar The Abbey after dinner at Sur. And I
gotta say, it’s nice to see the gossip beaver stepping up his clothes
game. Normally, he looks like birthday cake. Katy likes cake.

Dita Von Teese renders me speechless. What do our readers think? How
DOES she look so flawless? Does she sleep in a special chamber? Does a
makeup artist and hair person live with her? How does one always look
so effing perfect? Is she dipped in wax? Did her ex Marilyn Manson facillitate a soul-selling deal with the Dark One to earn eternal and icy perfection?

The unengaged Katy Perry’s in a red 1920′s flapper hat, and not driving a banana, so that’s good enough for us.

Look for some positive items on the two celebstresses on his site in the near future. Let’s be real.

By J. Harvey
  1. Allison

    lol Dita Von Teese is must hav sold her soul to look that beuatiful! she outshines everybody with her beuaty. she seems to be just like a porcelian doll all the time. her clothes are always pressed and ironed and perfectly retro, her lips are always red, her face always pale, her feet always tucked in the highest high heels, her nails always long and well manicured and painted red, and her lovely raven hair is always curled to perfection! she is a muse for designers to draw inspiration from! there is only one word to describe her. not beuatiful, not lovely, GLAMOUROUS!!!!!

  2. leanna

    beautiful x

  3. cris

    yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dita is not beautiful, but she is GLAMOROUS

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