Katy Perry & Russell Brand Wedding Myths Debunked

Since no one actually knows what happened at Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s wedding, we’re all inclined to believe the swirling rumors about invading tigers and paparazzi fights.

But here are the facts:

  • Brand, 35, and birthday girl Perry, who turned 26 on Monday, were pronounced Mr. and Mrs. Brand on Saturday, October 23

Yep, that’s it. The rumors are that Brand bought his bride a tiger, which is illegal. The rumor that the festivities went on for nearly a week. Nope. The couple flew in on a Wednesday and flew out on Monday, as you can see in the photos above, with I’m sure even less time spent with their guests than that. Then there was the rumor that there was an ‘investigation’ into noise pollution caused by the wedding party. False.

Here’s my own personal fact that I’m adding: Rihanna is a bad friend for not going to Katy’s wedding. There, I said it. And I believe it. Take your sides now.