Katie’s Leash Hurts Her Neck

February 27th, 2007 // 13 Comments

Acting like a better Stepford Wife than Nicole Kidman ever could, Katie Holmes was doing the red carpet at the Oscars, looking like Tom Cruise had forcibly dragged her all the way from the tiny Amish community from whence she came. Refusing to take pictures without him, Katie allowed herself to be led around by the hand, basically waiting for his instruction. Usmagazine.com reports:

Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.

“She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

Maybe she was nervous that the aliens in her brain were making her look fat.

(WENN)

More photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes after the jump.

(WENN)

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Jinxy McDeath

    So much of what US puts out is just untrue…

    But, you have to figure Tom’s the all time control freak, she’s much younger and he’s almost her DAD’s age! Who frigging marries a guy that much older with a boat load of ex’s who ran for their lives to get away. There’s no way she doesn’t have some serious “issues”.

  2. Katie should look to Tom for direction.

    She’s lucky he has any interest in her at all.

    Later,
    Tom

  3. margaretta

    She looks to him for direction?
    Give that girl a GPS intervention

  4. Fabiola

    I CAN’T WAIT for the implosion.

  5. me

    hey people, a hollywood gal i am and word in la is that katie signed a 5 year contract to tom, they wanted a 10 year, but her family wouldn’t have it. she is officially his for 5 years. mark my words in 4years and however many months that chick is outta there…

  6. MJK

    That’ll teach a girl to be more careful what they wish for!

    I read that she was so enamoured of him growing up…now Zenu has sucked out her brain, Tom keeps her in a little cage and Suri was whisked away by the reincarnated L.Ron Hubbard.

  7. me

    hey people, a hollywood gal i am and word in la is that katie signed a 5 year contract to tom, they wanted a 10 year, but her family wouldn’t have it. she is officially his for 5 years. mark my words in 4years and however many months that chick is outta there…

  8. me

    hey people, a hollywood gal i am and word in la is that katie signed a 5 year contract to tom, they wanted a 10 year, but her family wouldn’t have it. she is officially his for 5 years. mark my words in 4years and however many months that chick is outta there…

  9. me

    sorry for the multiple posts, my computer was being weird.. maybe tom hacked in

  10. Me

    It was not at the Oscars, it was an Oscar party.

  11. Terri

    No, Nicole is the one with the big red leash or was it a noose? At least Tom and Katie look a lot happier together than Freeze Face Kidman and her man-servant Keith Urban.

  12. Caity

    If that’s “happy” I want no part in it!

  13. kiti

    She was smart to get pregnant so soon. Otherwise, who knows?

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