Katie’s Leash Hurts Her Neck

Acting like a better Stepford Wife than Nicole Kidman ever could, Katie Holmes was doing the red carpet at the Oscars, looking like Tom Cruise had forcibly dragged her all the way from the tiny Amish community from whence she came. Refusing to take pictures without him, Katie allowed herself to be led around by the hand, basically waiting for his instruction. Usmagazine.com reports:

Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.

“She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

Maybe she was nervous that the aliens in her brain were making her look fat.

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More photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes after the jump.

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