Katie Price Way Too Trashy For Polo Match

The glorious and majestic Katie Price aka Jordan has been banned from the Cartier Polo Event in Windsor, England for being too “chavvy.” Which I assume means “whorish.” Or “gross.” Or maybe “too bulky in the front.”

Katie is said to be “incredibly upset” about the snub. Well, yeah. She wanted to spread her legs on the back of a stallion, feel the bucking and vibrations, and wield a big phallic symbol.

Price has reportedly learned how to play polo and loves horsies.

She asked to be part of the VIP section. And got her face laughed in. She then offered to pay for a table for ten, and told her that her money was no good. It’s bad when you can’t even pay to get in. That’s when you fall back and drink in your room and pray for friends.

“It’s true, Cartier didn’t want Katie there. We cannot understand it
because Katie has worked with Cartier before. She’s been in the
presence of Royalty before; she’s met the Queen and appeared at the
Royal Variety Performance. It’s a big shock and Katie is incredibly
upset,” her spokespursecarrier said.

They neglected to mention that she broke into all those events and was tasered and thrown out.


The glorious and majestic Katie Price aka Jordan has been banned from the Cartier Polo Event in Windsor, England for being too “chavvy.” Which I assume means “whorish.” Or “gross.” Or maybe “too bulky in the front.”Katie
is said to be “incredibly upset” about the snub. Well, yeah. She wanted
to spread her legs on the back of a stallion, feel the bucking and
vibrations, and wield a big phallic symbol.Price has reportedly learned how to play polo and loves horsies. She
asked to be part of the VIP section. And got her face laughed in. She
then offered to pay for a table for ten, and told her that her money
was no good. It’s bad when you can’t even pay to get in. That’s when
you fall back and drink in your room and pray for friends.”It’s true, Cartier didn’t want Katie there. We cannot understand it
because Katie has worked with Cartier before. She’s been in the
presence of Royalty before; she’s met the Queen and appeared at the
Royal Variety Performance. It’s a big shock and Katie is incredibly
upset,” her spokespursecarrier said.They neglected to mention that she broke into all those events and was tasered and thrown out.