Katie Price Sells Bordello Bedding

July 29th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Katie Price, tastemaker, triumphant litigant and prolific pretend author, has launched a line of bedding the pattern for which it looks like must have taken an hour to design, if that.

I’m guessing she’s showcasing her most impressive design, which
features a black background with a series of hearts in various shapes
and sizes. I know this is wrong,
but I have a feeling her son Harvey might have come up with this
particular pattern on his own, using a Microsoft Paint program from the
90s.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d really like to take a black light to those sheets. I have a feeling that might expose something far more interesting and revealing than these dopey hearts.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Randy McCauley

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  2. Randy McCauley

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  3. Randy McCauley

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  4. Snow Pie

    Her anorexia is disgusting.

    Eat or die, bitch. It’s your call.

  5. ciccy

    I cann’t believe she is so hot on a famous dating site “tallkiss.com”, why people there like her so much!

  6. ciccy

    I cann’t believe she is so hot on a famous dating site “tallkiss.com”, why people there like her so much!

  7. Zelda F.

    That will get her an invitation to The Cartier Polo Event and Ascot.

  8. norway

    OMG Gain som weight girl

  9. Kris

    Used to like her edginess, but really..her legs look like 2 sticks now. Not cute.

  10. aw!

    She looks like shit and I wouldn’t buy her lice-ridden sheets for $.25!! Nasty-ass ho.

  11. Julia

    dont like her dont like the sheets but dont take the P**s out of Harvey – making fun of disabled children is lower than low

  12. Lil Ole Me

    She is NOT hot at all. And damn skinny. I’m thin but THAT shit is skinny and nasty.

  13. cris

    can’t believe that so many people take the time and effort to be so critically destructive about another human being….whatever Katie Price has managed to earn herself a brilliant life style and proved she is an excellent business woman. I admire the woman and wish her well.

  14. cris

    there are not many people out there who could cope with three kids, one of them being disabled, working full time and looking so good….maybe thats why shes so slim! Good Luck with the new bedding range Katie, I for one will be looking to buy some.

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