Katie and Peter Upgrade Their Bodies

When these two aren’t shopping for kicky matching tops, toting their chicken pox-infected baby through Beverly Hills or pretending to give oral sex, then they’re getting in shape! And by “getting in shape,” I mean that Pete’s been working with an ex-marine trainer to help lose the pudge he’s put on in recent months while Kate plans new and exciting plastic surgeries. According to Andre, “Forget liposuction and steroids, I like good old-fashioned Rocky-style training.”

Meanwhile, Katie knows that the best way to distract from a less-than-toned physique is (all together now) BOOBS! Yay! Big boobies fix everything! Well, Katie is actually planning on downsizing her ta-tas and stopped in for a consultation for a second breast reduction at a Beverly Hills surgeon’s office yesterday. She said of the look she’s hoping to attain, “I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking.” I’m pretty sure I could help her achieve that with two orange halves and some Krazy Glue. And for only $10,000, my services are a bargain.

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12 more photos of Katie Price and Peter Andre doing some shopping are after the jump.

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