Katie Price: Orange You Gonna Sober Up, Drunk Ass?

October 17th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Here’s Katie Price at the end of an evening of engaging in my favorite activity – bar hopping. Bitch looks exquisite. I hate when sluts adopt the mod 60s look and make it gross. You know her closet case told her that outfit was “brill.” Twiggy should come out of her council flat and bash her one in the face with a daisy painted around one eye. Jordan looks like a big drag queen who left her job at Tranny Orange Julius to tie one on.

Equestrienne Price hit four nightclubs in London (Embassy, Silver, Maddox and Blush) and rolled home at 5 AM looking choice.

The secret to not having to crawl out of the last bar and eventually vomiting in a 7-11 at the end of the evening? Stick to either beer or liquor. Never mix. Try to have something to eat before you leave your place, and never, ever do a shot when you’re already seeing double. Dump it in a potted plant. Follow these J. Harvey: Alcoholic rules and you should be fine.

Click any image to view all 25+ photos of Katie Price in the gallery!


Here’s Katie Price at the end of an evening of engaging in my favorite activity – bar hopping. Bitch looks exquisite. I hate when sluts adopt the mod 60s look and make it gross. You know her closet case told her that outfit was “brill.” Twiggy should come out of her council flat and bash her one in the face with a daisy painted around one eye. Jordan looks like a big drag queen who left her job at Tranny Orange Julius to tie one on.Equestrienne Price hit four nightclubs in London (Embassy, Silver, Maddox and Blush) and rolled home at 5 AM looking choice.The
secret to not having to crawl out of the last bar and eventually
vomiting in a 7-11 at the end of the evening? Stick to either beer or
liquor. Never mix. Try to have something to eat before you leave your
place, and never, ever do a shot when you’re already seeing double.
Dump it in a potted plant. Follow these J. Harvey: Alcoholic rules and
you should be fine.Check out all 25+ photos of Katie Price in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Logan

    i didn’t know dunkin’ donuts made knee-hi socks?!

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