Katie Holmes Takes Suri (And That Damn Bottle) To Broadway

August 7th, 2008 // 11 Comments

What in the hell is in that bottle? Does she have to feed every fifteen minutes? Are there parents out there to educate us? Is it so Suri won’t freak out? Is it healthy? Is it the nectar of Xenu? Tell us! Here’s Katie Holmes taking babychild Suri to see The Little Mermaid on Broadway.

I saw The Little Mermaid mess during the Tonys. It’s creepy. Fishwoman.

To Katie’s credit, she still looks 45, but at least she ditched the pegged jeans.She so should have worn an old-school eightball jacket with those things. That was the hot look back in the day.

All I want to do now is listen to Salt-N-Pepa‘s “Tramp” whenever Katie wears those hotass pegged jeans.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise at The Little Mermaid in the gallery!


What in the hell is in that bottle? Does she have to feed every fifteen
minutes? Are there parents out there to educate us? Is it so Suri won’t freak out? Is it healthy? Is it the nectar of Xenu? Tell us! Here’s Katie Holmes taking babychild Suri to see The Little Mermaid on Broadway.

I saw The Little Mermaid mess during the Tonys. It’s creepy. Fishwoman.

To Katie’s credit, she still looks 45, but at least she ditched the pegged jeans.She so should have worn an old-school eightball jacket with those things. That was the hot look back in the day.

All I want to do now is listen to Salt-N-Pepa‘s “Tramp” whenever Katie wears those hotass pegged jeans.Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise at The Little Mermaid in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. sara

    Suri should be on sippy cups right now, not bottles. Isn’t she over two years old? My daughter knew how to use a straw at that point. Xenu nectar looks suspiciously like milk!

  2. Tricky

    There is no reason that a 2 year old should be drinking from a bottle. She should be holding and drinking from a child-size cup now. Bottles at this point can screw up her teeth and if they put her to bed with it, a nasty case of bottle rot. (rotted front teeth).

    Another reason to think “EWWWWWW” when you see these people…

  3. TotalSocialite

    Tricky is absolutely right, the bottle at this age can really creat the need for braces in the future because of bucked teeth. Also, bottle rot can happen even when not sleeping. If she is drinking that all the time then the flouride on her teeth is being constantly washed away which will cause tooth decay. And, I read somewhere about a year ago that she is drinking some scientology milk concoction. It’s the toddler version of Purple Kool-Aid. LOL

  4. Green Is Good

    Suri looks really upset and scared in these photos. She never smiles. Look how she covering her ears. Poor lil’ bot.

    Why wouldn’t Katie just leave the kid with the Nanny? A 3 year-old doesn’t belong at a Broadway show.

  5. Sam

    Carrying a bottle around all of the time must be a mother’s attempt at comforting her daughter, but Green is Good is right – the little one should be left at home for late night events! Besides, bringing at bottle everywhere also creates bad eating habits along with the bad teeth. Poor baby!

  6. suzanne

    I’d read it was some sort of weird Scientology barley water. Poor kid is probably addicted to it and if it’s sweet I bet she’s got shite teeth!

  7. suzanne

    I’d read it was some sort of weird Scientology barley water. Poor kid is probably addicted to it and if it’s sweet I bet she’s got shite teeth!

  8. Gomer

    I hate the name Suri. Just had to vent about that.

    I also hate Katie Holmes’ new haircut. I mean really..she married Tom Cruise, got a mom haircut, and started wearing VERY high waisted sailor pants and suddenly she is supposed to be a style icon? I think not.

  9. therealdana

    Ok — granted, I’m not a child psychologist, but sorry, that kid looks feral. She always look like she’s clutching, grabbing, snarling or clawing at whomever is carrying her. Wouldn’t be surprised if she winds up to be a REAL handful in a couple of years.

  10. WTF?!?

    Apparently Suri agrees with the critics re: Little Mermaid.

  11. Chelle

    k initially i thought she was the cutest thing but its been a minute and i’m wondering if this big ass kid has had her 1st smile….she always looks miserable.

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