Katie Holmes’ Plan To Help Her Lose Fake Baby Weight

April 21st, 2006 // 20 Comments

Baby Suri Cruise had it’s first outing to the Scientology center. I’m surprised that the center was so empty, with all the Scientology hoopla going on, the place should be packed.

Now that Katie Holmes‘ fake pregnancy is over, she now has to lose all of that fake baby fat that she gained during the fake pregnancy. What better way to lose that dreaded baby weight, than with the help of Buff Brides.

A Cruise/Holmes wedding is on the fast track. Katie Holmes has met with the owner of Buff Brides, a company that sculpts bodies for the big day. And, we’re told, Buff Brides has specific instructions — get Katie ready to look amazing in her wedding dress. Now TMZ has the specifics — it’s a sleek, strapless A-line dress that is form fitted across the waist and falls to the floor. As for cleavage — not so much. The bust is cut straight across.

We’re told Katie has very specific goals to look great in the dress, working especially hard on her shoulders and back.

Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides told TMZ that Katie has decided to use her program, with the help of a personal trainer who has licensed the Buff Brides fitness regimen.

The real question is – is Buff Brides Scientology approved?

Exclusive: Katie Holmes Wedding Dress [TMZ]

(Image via WOW Report)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. you would think that they’d give it a rest after the alien baby finally pops out…and now this.

  2. crazybaby

    Do i forget what they Suri means in Hebrew. But my boyfriend is Israeli – and he claims it doesnmt mean a damn thing in Hebrew!

  3. Girly Girl

    WTF is up with pictures of Katie and that toy alligator/dinosaur/thetan??? Miu had another picture of her with that thing posted here yesterday…

    This is the result of ‘robbing the craddle’…Katie needs a new toy.

  4. tia

    I really want to know what the deal is with the croc pics ????

  5. doofus

    I am assuming that this is a PRE preggo pic?

    otherwise, where’d that leftover stomach go?!

  6. commonsense

    it’s not katie in the picture people…it’s a picture of some random girl with a stuffed toy. it’s a spoof on the fact that suri isn’t a real baby, but some alien-like creature and that “katie” is skinny b/c she NEVER WAS pregnant

    come on now

  7. Lisa

    How can you guys tell that it’s Katie? Is it her trademark long brown hair?

  8. lucrece

    It’s not Katie!!! it’s a lookalike!!!

  9. gOssiP

    my bet is suri is tom’s possession in the pre-nup

    as for crazybaby…you and your bf are right. t.c. is such an idiot, and i’m glad he finally got called on it…

    In the shocker of all shockers, Tom Cruise isn’t the linguistic expert he claims to be. Despite telling everybody Suri means “princess” in Hebrew, Hebrew linguists have confirmed that it doesn’t.

    Suri has only two meanings – one is a person from Syria and the other “go away” when addressed to a female. Hebrew expert Jonathan Went says, “I think it’s fair to say they have made a mistake here. There are variations of the way the Hebrew name for princess is spelt but I have never seen it this way.” Suri can also be translated into a Hindi boy’s name, and it also means “pointy nose” in some Indian dialects and “pickpocket” in Japanese.

  10. ohpleaze

    T.C. thought he was pulling a fast one saying “Suri” meant princess, but he really named her that because “Surrey” in England is the World Scientology headquarters and the last home of L. Ron Hubbard. See–totally, utterly CRAZY. God I hate uppity cult members.

  11. King Smart Ian

    Uhm….why would they give their baby a Hebrew name anyway?

  12. Lisa

    I don’t know why Tom and Katie just don’t come clean and say why they really chose the name Suri.


    It’s those adorable Suri Alpacas!

  13. Tomsafreak

    It appears he knows the history of psychiatry but not hebrew.
    Apparently suri means pointy nose in some dialect.
    Good job, Tommy!

  14. Cheesy

    So, I’m going to guess that Katie won’t be fake nursing the fake baby with the fake TC DNA?

  15. eds

    this is so dumb

  16. manue

    and Suri sounds the same as Mouse in French (souris).
    (note: MOUSE, not rat!)

  17. Karen

    It is so sick that the first place the baby has been brought to was the SCientology centre.

  18. Jackson

    Shoulders and back? oh, yes – that’s a sign of a beautiful bride……..

    Strapless A-line dress – sounds like every other gown you see these days.

  19. I have no idea if Buff Brides is Scientology-approved but it’s a great way to look great on that big day. If you want a good idea as to how effective Sue Fleming’s regimen is you can check out her Buff Series of workouts on Mag Rack – a free video on demand cable channel.

    To see if this free channel is available in your area, head over to MagRack.com or check out the video on YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NMtUISRmQ

  20. ali

    now i know why katie’s parents weren’t there…there was no baby…had it real quick for a first baby….i thought tom and kate have brown eyes…anyone who took biology knows 2 brown eyes can’t have a blue eyed baby

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