Katie Holmes Pegs Her Pants, Takes Suri For Possible Escape Attempt

Run, bitch, run! Is that why the shorn Katie Holmes pegged her pants? Because she can get around quicker? Here’s Tom Cruise’s appendage and their babychild Suri at a park in NYC.

Katie Holmes is totally bringing back what I wore in the seventh grade. All she needs now is a Champion sweatshirt with a turtleneck underneath, and a rat tail. Seriously, are those jeans Girbaud or Z. Cavaricci? This is giving me a Chess King moment.

Suri always has that huge bottle with her. It’s filled with Scientology drugs, and someone needs to effect a rescue. She’s going to end up having to be detoxed and deprogrammed.

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Run, bitch, run! Is that why the shorn Katie Holmes pegged her pants? Because she can get around quicker? Here’s Tom Cruise’s appendage and their babychild Suri at a park in NYC.Katie Holmes is totally bringing back what I wore in the seventh grade.
All she needs now is a Champion sweatshirt with a turtleneck
underneath, and a rat tail. Seriously, are those jeans Girbaud or Z.
Cavaricci? This is giving me a Chess King moment.Suri always
has that huge bottle with her. It’s filled with Scientology drugs, and
someone needs to effect a rescue. She’s going to end up having to be
detoxed and deprogrammed.Check out all 10 photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in the gallery!