Katie Holmes Goes Shopping

December 16th, 2005 // 6 Comments

That’s the way to blend in Katie – a big fluorescent red coat. What is Katie so surprised about? She was just shown a photo of what Tom Cruise‘s penis looks like.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. GirlyGirl

    I am SO tired of her stringy hair, frumpy ass poatato sack wearing, no make-up-and-needs-some self…. She could be rocking the pregnancy thing- she’s young. But for the love of God- someone buy her a hairbrush for Christmas.

    Tom needs to add a personal stylist to his team of Orwellian Scientology handlers…

  2. GirlyGirl

    I am SO tired of her stringy hair, frumpy ass poatato sack wearing, no make-up-and-needs-some self…. She could be rocking the pregnancy thing- she’s young. But for the love of God- someone buy her a hairbrush for Christmas.

    Tom needs to add a personal stylist to his team of Orwellian Scientology handlers…

  3. She should be showing way more than that now… This worries me!

    And yes, whoever picked out that coat for her should be fired.

  4. mutterhals

    Dont you know, scientologists grow their babies in a test tube, that beer belly is just for show, kind of like their relationship. BEARD!

  5. Bestdress

    I must admit Katie looks bad, very bad. She sort of looks like Latoya Jackson on a very bad day. She’s very pale. Does not look healthy at all.

  6. starla

    She used to be so cute and wear stylish clothes! There is just something so off about the whole situation! I’d love to be a fly on the wall of their spaceship!

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