Katie Holmes Gets Birthday Cake, No Husband

December 19th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Katie Holmes spent her big 3-0 peforming in All My Sons on Broadway last, so it’s sad that she had to work on her birthday. Your 30th should include a limo, rivers of booze, dancing til’ you puke and befriending hookers after hours in Chinatown because the limo forgot you. Don’t ask. Anyway, even though husband Tom Cruise couldn’t make it to her b-day performance, he did send a cake. Did he send one to his son when he missed HIS premiere?

It’s ok, cause he already gave her the gift of herpes.

At the end of the performance, Katie’s co-star John Lithgow suddenly announced during curtain call that “Tom Cruise, our good friend, devoted fan to the show, doting husband
of Katie, could not be here tonight. He’s heartsick that he couldn’t be
here … but he wanted to make his presence felt. So, he’s joining us,
inviting all of you, to celebrate Katie’s birthday.”

At that point, a five-tiered, white-frosted, circular birthday cake was wheeled out to the cheers of the crowd. Daughter Suri Cruise helped mom blow out the candles.

“I planned it so that when she comes out for the standing ovation, John
[would] get the whole audience to wish her a happy birthday,” Cruise said, who was in Los Angeles to show off that damn Nazi movie.
“It’s going to be great,” he said.

Cruise reported that he already celebrated with Holmes (calling it “the big one”) before he left for Los Angeles. Hopefully a deprogrammer popped out of that cake.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Katie Holmes leaving her apartment in New York City in the gallery!


Katie Holmes spent her big 3-0 peforming in All My Sons
on Broadway last, so it’s sad that she had to work on her birthday.
Your 30th should include a limo, rivers of booze, dancing til’ you puke
and befriending hookers after hours in Chinatown because the limo
forgot you. Don’t ask. Anyway, even though husband Tom Cruise couldn’t make it to her b-day performance, he did send a cake. Did he send one to his son when he missed HIS premiere?It’s ok, cause he already gave her the gift of herpes.At the end of the performance, Katie’s co-star John Lithgow suddenly announced during curtain call that “Tom Cruise, our good friend, devoted fan to the show, doting husband
of Katie, could not be here tonight. He’s heartsick that he couldn’t be
here … but he wanted to make his presence felt. So, he’s joining us,
inviting all of you, to celebrate Katie’s birthday.”At that point, a five-tiered, white-frosted, circular birthday cake was wheeled out to the cheers of the crowd. Daughter Suri Cruise helped mom blow out the candles.”I
planned it so that when she comes out for the standing ovation, John
[would] get the whole audience to wish her a happy birthday,” Cruise
said, who was in Los Angeles to show off that damn Nazi movie.
“It’s going to be great,” he said.Cruise reported that he
already celebrated with Holmes (calling it “the big one”) before he
left for Los Angeles. Hopefully a deprogrammer popped out of that cake.Check out all 10+ photos of Katie Holmes leaving her apartment in New York City in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. wickedorchid

    What has happened to that poor girl. She used to be such a pretty, sunny girl. She just looks ridden hard and put away wet. Where are her parents and friends?

  2. Anon

    Actually, she’s had the Herpes long before meeting Tom.

  3. T-Bone

    We all look “ridden hard and put away wet” at times. No one photographs well ALL the time. But I do have to say — she looks a little Michael Jackson-ish in these photos

  4. Martiniman

    One woman’s doting husband is another woman’s control freak.

  5. Janbo

    T-Bone, we are on the same page. I was going to say I was getting a strong Michael Jackson vibe from the main pic. Kinda scary…

  6. flossy

    wow…she looks like she could do with a stiff…something.
    if i was her i would be hoarding my money, finish the broadway gig and RUN!

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