Katie Holmes Finds Work

January 21st, 2009 // 1 Comment

Fresh off her triumph on Broadway (hey, it sold tickets) and her turn as Victoria Beckham for Miu Miu, walking dead Katie Holmes has secured further employment. She will join Kevin Kline, Paul Dano and John C. Reilly in the comedy The Extra Man. Hopefully those three can help Joey Potter step up her game. Shooting begins next month, Katie’s back to NYC!

Kline stars as a failed playwright who works as a gigolo to rich widows, and Dano (so very, very good in There Will Be Blood) is his protege. We can assume that Holmes is “the girl,” so maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll only shuffle on for a few scenes. Ugh. Can they just CGI Maggie Gyllenhaal into Batman Begins?

Here’s Katie and husband and fan of German breaded pork (NOT SAUSAGE, J., you effing moron) Tom Cruise kissing at Schoenefeld Airport in Berlin. Staged. Only Tom would be modeling photo ops after classic movies.

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the gallery!


Fresh off her triumph on Broadway (hey, it sold tickets) and her turn as Victoria Beckham for Miu Miu, walking dead Katie Holmes has secured further employment. She will join Kevin Kline, Paul Dano and John C. Reilly in the comedy The Extra Man. Hopefully those three can help Joey Potter step up her game. Shooting begins next month, Katie’s back to NYC!Kline stars as a failed playwright who works as a gigolo to rich widows, and Dano (so very, very good in There Will Be Blood)
is his protege. We can assume that Holmes is “the girl,” so maybe we’ll
get lucky and she’ll only shuffle on for a few scenes. Ugh. Can they
just CGI Maggie Gyllenhaal into Batman Begins?Here’s Katie and husband and fan of German breaded pork (NOT SAUSAGE, J., you effing moron) Tom Cruise kissing at Schoenefeld Airport in Berlin. Staged. Only Tom would be modeling photo ops after classic movies.Check out all 15 photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. KK

    Wiener Schnitzel is also not pork, at least not in Germany/Austria. It must be veal to be Wiener Schnitzel.

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