Katie Holmes Checked Up On By Captor

August 15th, 2008 // 4 Comments

You knew he’d check up on her eventually. Here’s Katie Holmes being walked to rehearsal in NYC by husband Tom Cruise.

There’s that height discrepancy again.

She’s had too much free time on her hands, and none of it has been spent studying her Xenu bible and preparing for Tom’s ascension to goddesshood. Tom’s here to put her in check.

You know what she needs? Pacey. She totally needs Pacey. I don’t mean Joshua Jackson. I mean Pacey. She needs her some Capeside High scalliwag, tough kid romantic Pacey.

I’d say Dawson, but he’s gayer than Tom.

Click any image to view all 15 photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the gallery!


You knew he’d check up on her eventually. Here’s Katie Holmes being walked to rehearsal in NYC by husband Tom Cruise.

There’s that height discrepancy again.She’s had too much free time on her hands,
and none of it has been spent studying her Xenu bible and preparing for
Tom’s ascension to goddesshood. Tom’s here to put her in check.You know what she needs? Pacey. She totally needs Pacey. I don’t mean Joshua Jackson. I mean Pacey. She needs her some Capeside High scalliwag, tough kid romantic Pacey. I’d say Dawson, but he’s gayer than Tom.Click any image to view all 15 photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. she

    Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ we althyromanceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.

  2. devil

    I like the short hair on her, and I LOVE it on Tom. I’m not a Tom Cruise fan at all, but I love that he cut his hair so short.

  3. kath

    Should read “Checks on captive”

    VERY bad writing.

  4. kath

    Should read “Checks on captive”

    VERY bad writing.

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