Katie Holmes In Red And Shilling That Terrible-Looking Movie

Here’s some shots of Katie Holmes still riding the “Mad Money” train, and making her way into her Letterman appearance. Did anyone see the commercial for “Mad Money”? Holy god, does that look bad. If I wanted to watch an old woman, a lesbian and a cult wife roll around on a blanket of stolen cash I’d…..on second thought, maybe I do want to see that movie. That’s a hot storyline. Why is Katie constantly aging herself up with these get-ups? Yes, she looks put together but she’s not forty. Please refer to that Rolling Stone cover from years back when she was a hot teen on a tire swing. She should stick with that look. Just wear white t-shirts and denim shorts and carry a tire swing around to look seductive on. I know that might be difficult to transport but I’m sure you can get a limo big enough to house it. Hell, your limo already fits Xenu, that child that’s not biologically yours, Tom’s repressed sexuality, and a whole army of Scientology officials to make sure you don’t escape. It can fit a tire swing.

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More photos of Katie Holmes arriving at David Letterman for her appearance are after the jump.

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