Tom Cruise Allows Katie Holmes To Go On “Good Morning America” And Read From Approved Script

January 14th, 2008 // 12 Comments

A very Buck Rogers from the 21st century looking Katie Holmes was on “Good Morning America” today to promote her new movie, “Mad Money”. This is considered a “rare” interview because you know her husband and his church want to monitor everything she says in case she outs some facet of the church. Or her husband. She towed the line like she was supposed to. About her wedding, Katie says “I got ready and I was so excited. And I, you know, I looked at my dad, and said ‘Honestly, do I look OK? I mean, this is important to me.’ You know, he was really sweet. He said, ‘You look great.’ And the moment that the doors opened and I saw Tom, I was just locked in. I mean, it was so magical. It was perfect.” “Locked in” is right! As in jail! She signed an agreement and she’s been working the Tom Cruise celebrity wife chaingang ever since. Katie spoke about Suri and Tom and tried to spin everything in her chilling life as normal, and not a prison with invisible bars. She says they go to FAO Schwartz and play with the toys, and “It’s fun for adults. You get carried away.” Tom was carried away in the Barbie section. You know it.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
  1. Zekers

    I wonder if she WANTS to dress so old or if her keeper makes her…

  2. blah

    Personally, I like the way she dresses, but this is NOT the same girl who 2 years ago spent her birthday in a toy store. No, now Tom is going to throw her and elegent soiree at Barneys New York. There won’t be a chocolate covered pretzel or cup cake in sight. It just seems like she’s so serious now. Yes she smiles, but so do axe murderers.

  3. lollie

    Honest to God I thought this was a picture of some random 50 year old woman. I had to read the post to figure out who she was…horrendous!Clearly she can get it back but she needs to lose the hair cut and the glasses ASAP. And enough already with the UES matriarch uniform.

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    She is one bad boob job away from becoming a Posh clone.

    and the coat? It looks like she sewed buttons on her bathrobe – nice lines but lose the fabric, doll.

  5. joan durtz

    I thought that was Mary Tyler Moore

  6. katydid

    Not Buck Rogers, Willy Wonka!

  7. alicia14

    She looks very Stepford wife in those photos, and yes, she looks like a 50-something y/o desperate housewife!

  8. Barb

    The phrase is “toed the line,” not “towed the line.” Unless she pulled a ship into harbour. If that’s what you meant,I aplogize.

  9. Chris

    I like her, she has style. She does seem old, but that doesn’t matter when you have style like that. She does seem to need a cuppa, and a chat, though, but she is beautiful.

  10. Jason

    An article making false claims. Typical.

  11. Peaches

    Hollywood gets more and more ridiculous THAN EVER! I am married, but I don’t need my husband “to allow” me to do ANYTHING! To the person who made the comment about “Katie looks like a 50 year old”, excuse me but there ARE 50 year old women that makes Katie look much older!
    Does she have a clue what marriage is all about? I have always been suspicious about that “Church” of Scientology. WAKE UP PEOPLE, HOLLYWOOD IS HOLLYWEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Kristina

    Narcissists (Beckhams, Cruise) want mirrors and objects, not real, unique people. I am sure they are slowly breaking down her personality.

    Katie always makes me feel sad… don’t know why – like a lost girl trying to mimic a bunch of pathetic narcissists…

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