Katie Holmes Captured And Sent To Scientology Camp

April 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Photos: WENN

This is some creepy shit. Katie Holmes recently endured a three-day stay at Gold Base, which is The Church of Scientology’s remote stronghold in Hernet, California. Why does your religious building sound like a military encampment?

It’s where you’re sent if you’ve been bad. Bad as in trying to get away from your crazy husband by fleeing to Broadway. Without him. Katie, you in danger, girl!

Katie had to go for 36-hour “auditing” sessions, in which they hook you up to an “e-meter” machine and make you confess all your sins. She also had to undergo Scientology “purification” rituals, take tests and go with little sleep or food. Scientology doesn’t like when you think for yourself, or want to get out of your wife contract.

Her maniacal husband Tom Cruise reportedly insists that purification and auditing sessions are beneficial for Scientologists on every level. Suri better bar the door on her playpen.

Seriously, there has to be some sort of underground railroad to spirit her ass out of there. Was the money worth it?

By J. Harvey

  1. Esther Greenwood

    Maybe she’ll admit that Suri’s not really Tom’s during her “auditing” and CoS will release it as “punishment” to her.

    I feel sorry for her. The effects of their last brainwashing attempts were finally starting to wear off and now it’s back for round two.

  2. iadoreamore

    it’s hemet, ca. and it’s full white trash & retired old white people who are holding on to life in hopes that the south and the confederacy will rise once again…it’s the perfect location…

  3. ScarySpice

    It’s Golden Era and it’s a film studio that makes a Hollywood studio look like skid row. They’ve got an uninterruptable power supply big enough to power the post-production facility for days.

  4. Brenda

    The more I hear about this religion (cult) the more disgusted I become. This is one scary cult!!! What is wrong with all these people that get involved with it? Katie has pretty well signed her life away to her “keepers” and “head keeper Tom”. Pretty sad, the whole thing. Also, creepy as hell!!!

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