Here’s Katie Holmes leaving Joan’s On Third, and enduring a maelstrom of paparazzi. Joan’s seems to be her favorite restaurant, as she eats there a lot and often alone. Is this the only time she can get to herself? Or is it a Scientology-owned restaurant so the staff keeps an eye on her for Tom Cruise?
My hope is that she’s allowed this time to herself, and she’s struck up a friendship with a sous chef who’s going to help her and Suri get to the underground railroad for imprisoned Scientology wives. It will be like Not Without Daughter except it will have geometric bobs, and couture and a cameo by Posh Spice.
You may think I’m being harsh, but check out this video of Tom dancing and singing at his Scientology cruise ship birthday party. You’re going to want to turn your home into a safe house for Katie and Suri.