Katie Price And Her Boobs Launch A Magazine, Slams Cheryl Cole’s Style

Who is more fun than Katie Price?  And who is more qualified to play fashion cop than Katie Price?  No one, that’s who.

Price (also known as Jordan) launched her own magazine, Katie, and launched it the only way she knew how: with a high-cut rhinestone-encrusted velour body suit.  The boobs are another story entirely.  First order of business: critiquing the fashion choices of others, natch.

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Of Cheryl Cole’s color block outfit in LA during X Factor auditions, Price said, “The whole thing is absolutely hideous.  I don’t know who’s responsible for the outfit and the horrific hair but I hope Cheryl sacked them. It looks like she’s put on weight.”  And Cole’s Girls Aloud bandmate, Nicola Roberts?  Equally as hideous, according to Price: “She always gets it wrong. She is trying to be unique but she doesn’t have the confidence to carry it off.”

Sister-friend, look in the mirror.