Kathy Hilton Knows Hardship


A mother’s love is infallible. Your daughter can be the most brainless whore imaginable, and she will still go to bat for your ass. Whether this makes her a sweet lady, or merely the brainless whore that spawned a bigger brainless whore – I’ll let you decide. Kathy Hilton felt bad for Paris when she went to jail because her sheets were scratchy.

For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton’s being in jail – and on the other side of the glass partition that separated them during visits – was “seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets.”

Equally difficult, Hilton, 48, tells PEOPLE after a screening of The Kingdom in Southampton, N.Y., was witnessing the correctional facility’s guards physically pulling her 26-year-old daughter away after one visit, “grabbing her under the arm” – and then seeing the words “L.A. County” printed on the back of Paris’s jail jumpsuit.

Well they weren’t gonna let her wear a Zac Posen in the clink, dummy! Kathy went on to blather about how she made sure Paris’ room had Evian and a soft “blanky” when she got home. I’d write more but I’m going to vomit.