Kathy Griffin, Gay Porn Is Calling

July 31st, 2008 // 3 Comments

Manhunt.net (I’ve never been there. Ok, I have. Shut up! Every gay you know has. I’m sure Kevin Spacey is on there right now. John Travolta owns stock.) has attached banners to its site asking Kathy Griffin to contact them so they can hire her for a promotion.

“They’re hoping Kathy’s gays will see the banner and alert Griffin that they’re trying to reach her,” says a marketing publicist.

Jesus Christ, she’s got the gays thinking she’s spending hours trolling everything gay, even the porn. Christ, she’s not sitting at home with the friggin’ Falcon video catalog.

In other Kathy news, the 47-year-old (whose assistant Jessica recently had enough) says that she’s through with plastic surgery. Because it didn’t work. Well, yeah.

“I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m never going to be Jennifer Aniston,” she says.

Why would you want to? Ugh.

Click any image to view all 15 photos of Kathy Griffin in the gallery!


Manhunt.net (I’ve never been there. Ok, I have. Shut up! Every gay you know has. I’m sure Kevin Spacey is on there right now. John Travolta owns stock.) has attached banners to its site asking Kathy Griffin to contact them so they can hire her for a promotion.”They’re
hoping Kathy’s gays will see the banner and alert Griffin that they’re
trying to reach her,” says a marketing publicist.Jesus Christ,
she’s got the gays thinking she’s spending hours trolling everything
gay, even the porn. Christ, she’s not sitting at home with the friggin’
Falcon video catalog.In other Kathy news, the 47-year-old (whose assistant Jessica recently had enough) says that she’s through with plastic surgery. Because it didn’t work. Well, yeah.”I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m never going to be Jennifer Aniston,” she says.Why would you want to? Ugh.Check out all 15 photos of Kathy Griffin in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. bob

    She is such a popular blogger at Richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created. awesome!!

  2. asdf

    lmao @ “john travolta owns stock” hahaha
    ur so funny j.harvey, i love reading your captions

  3. gjb30

    J. Harvey –

    I think there should be a hold on all your posts each week after Wednesday night, until you release your episode reviews of ProjRun and Shr Genius – you have us all on the edge of our seats waiting for the articles! Come on! Submit already!

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