Katherine Heigl’s Drunk

June 21st, 2008 // 6 Comments

Katherine Heigl returned from Mexico to the furor over her totally backhanding her Grey’s Anatomy
writers across the face with her ingrate words. What’s a bitch to do?
Well, go to your husband Josh Kelley’s gig and get tanked!

Here’s
Heigl at the HotelCafe, staggering around at her husband’s gig. Bitch
is blitzed! I want a third pic, where she’s facedown on the bar and
blaming the bartender for “over serving” her.

Nothing is more
comical than when a bitch gets all kinds of shittoed, and then blames
someone for “over serving” them. A friend of mine had a party one time,
and his wife’s co-worker friend got all sorts of tanked. She was about
three ticks away from showing her jubblies.

And during the
next workday she told his wife that he had “over served” her! Oh shut
up! He didn’t have a damn funnel in your helpless mouth, you drunk!
Katherine Heigl’s that kind of chick.

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Katherine Heigl returned from Mexico to the furor over her totally backhanding her Grey’s Anatomy
writers across the face with her ingrate words. What’s a bitch to do?
Well, go to your husband Josh Kelley’s gig and get tanked!Here’s
Heigl at the HotelCafe, staggering around at her husband’s gig. Bitch
is blitzed! I want a third pic, where she’s facedown on the bar and
blaming the bartender for “over serving” her.Nothing is more
comical than when a bitch gets all kinds of shittoed, and then blames
someone for “over serving” them. A friend of mine had a party one time,
and his wife’s co-worker friend got all sorts of tanked. She was about
three ticks away from showing her jubblies. And during the
next workday she told his wife that he had “over served” her! Oh shut
up! He didn’t have a damn funnel in your helpless mouth, you drunk!
Katherine Heigl’s that kind of chick.

By Michael Prieve
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  1. Anisten

    Her lips seem delicious! Is she still a single? It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?

  2. stickynose

    On the TV show “Speeders” a young man who had just finished driving school to get his suspended license back was stopped for (yet again) running a redlight and blamed his instructor for not teaching him.
    Kinda like that, huh?

  3. Orange Julius

    I’m no big Heigl fan, but I don’t see anything in these photos to suggest she’s “tanked”. I mean, the drink she’s holding is full, and she looks like she’s walking flat on her feet. Come on, we’ve seen Brit-Brit shit-faced a million times, and she always had some awful expression on her face, or was falling down like an Olsen. I think you’re off-base with this assumption, kiddo. KH doesn’t look like she having anything other than a good time. OK — granted it’s at a marginally-dive-y bar, but her hubby’s obviously not pulling her star power!

  4. I_heart_cake

    Who cares if she is drunk? She’s a grown up. It’s not like she’s puking all over or flashing her Britney at us. Find something else to bitch about. This is weak sauce.

  5. Zekers

    I’m with O.J., I’m not seeing what you’re seeing J. She looks fine to me…I think your strong dislike for the woman is showing.

  6. jools

    For all you know, that drink could be lemon squash. She does not looked nor is she drunk.Being bitchy is not the way to sell news.

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