Kate Moss Should Just Turn Lesbian

While Kate Moss’ new man, Jamie Burke, isn’t as awful as Pete Doherty, she may wish to hook up with a single man next time.

Problem is, when they finally became an item, Jamie, 20, hadn’t finished with his girlfriend of two years, who was back home in their shared apartment in New York.

The first that 24-year-old model Jessie Leonard heard about her boyfriend’s holiday fling with an international supermodel was when she read about it in the newspapers. She was devastated when pictures were published of Jamie kissing Kate during a New Year skiing trip in Colorado.

Now she has fled home to her parents in Australia, where she has gone into hiding and is refusing to talk to Jamie or any of his pals.

“We thought they were going to get married, but now he’s gone off with Kate Moss – we can hardly believe it,” a member of Jessie’s family told us yesterday. “He’s just a wannabe rock star who did a couple of modelling jobs and his head got too big.

I wonder what Kate Moss thinks about Jamie trying to call Jessie. I give this relationship three months. Tops.

Kate Mess [3am]

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