Kate Moss Engaged And Barely Lucid
It might have just been a drunken ramble, but Kate Moss recently announced in Amsterdam her plans to wed. The supermodel reportedly left a bar on the arm of her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who is a guitarist for The Kills and emerged to a group of fans, to whom she announced the news.
According to a witness, “She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, ‘I’m getting married.’ One girl asked her when, and she said, ‘Soon’.” Kate must not have had the benefit of some girlfriends around for advice because friends don’t let friends get engaged drunk.
In any case, Kate and Jamie have been dating since last summer, after the end of the supermodel’s highly-publicized romance with Babyshambles singer, Pete Doherty. Man, those two kept me pretty busy last summer. I can only hope for the sake of this blog that this union will be half as disastrous. Or, at the very least, that Kate never stops drinking and getting engaged.