How Come This Bitch Gets FOUR Birthday Parties?

January 16th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Damn, 34′s not a special number! It’s not 35! It’s not 30! It’s not even 40! Kate Moss is seen here on the way to the first of FOUR birthday parties that are being thrown to celebrate her continuing existence.

How come? What’s she done besides be emaciated and do tons of coke and bang rock stars? Who hasn’t? Katie partied at the Dorchester Hotel in London with boyfriend Jamie Hince and the rest of her “Primrose Hill” gang. Was Amy Winehouse invited? Probably not, because you know she’d be rifling through purses for drug money in the coat room. I doubt her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty was.

Her house got coated with orchids and roses before she boarded the party train. Did she cure cancer and I wasn’t told? And Katie Holmes sent her some kind of bed. Maybe Katie’s planning on bunking down with her when she disembarks from the Cruise ship. So yeah, she will be attending four separate parties in her honor and winding up the night at her new home in St. John’s Wood.

Dude, does she ever speak to her daughter? Damn, you see Katie with everyone but her child. Does the girl know who Kate is? She probably already knows how to mix drinks and light fags for her mom’s dawgs.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online/WENN

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online/WENN

By J. Harvey
  1. spaz

    I never noticed it before, but her teeth are terrible. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

  2. ;o

    ROFL. I love Katemoss, but I didnt r emember she had a daughter until you mentioned it

  3. Loob

    She’s completely inexplicable. I’ve never understood the existance of her career, because she isn’t very pretty, needs her teeth and nose fixed, and yet she’s a model.
    I think being wafer-thin was all she really had in the eighties and nineties, but thankfully that is frowned upon now as being unhealthy. So then, why is she still working?

  4. Janine77

    Damn, why do Brits always have the nastiest teeth imaginable? She has lots of money, get your teefs fixed, bitch!
    P.S. How is she even a model? Nasty.

  5. Janine77

    Damn, why do Brits always have the nastiest teeth imaginable? She has lots of money, get your teefs fixed, bitch!
    P.S. How is she even a model? Nasty.

  6. Janine77

    Damn, why do Brits always have the nastiest teeth imaginable? She has lots of money, get your teefs fixed, bitch!
    P.S. How is she even a model? Nasty.

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