Kate Hudson And Lance Armstrong Are Moving At Lightspeed

June 16th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Kate Hudson‘s hey nanny nanny has barely healed from that suicidal wreck Owen Wilson having poked at it with his cut wrists, and now she’s merging her and Lance Armstrong‘s kids! Howabout you slow it down a bit, and stop confusing that drag queen boy of yours?

Kate spent Father’s Day with her son Ryder’s father Chris Robinson AND her new boyfriend Lance Armstrong. Actors are so progressive. Ryder’s gonna grow up thinking the world is his daddy. Angelia Jolie is going to adopt him and his wig.

The huge family took two cabs to Frankie’s 457 restaurant in Manhattan.

“There was a boys’ cab and a girls’ cab,” an onlooker says. “Ryder went with Lance.
He was very comfortable with Lance. He ran right towards him!” He probably wants to get on Lance’s bike and ride away from this mess!

Lance has a son, Luke, 8 and two twin daughters, Isabelle and Grace, who are both six. Meet new mommy Kate!

Here’s some snaps of Lance and Kate leaving an Iron Maiden concert. I seriously want to see Kate in a black concert t-shirt with Eddie on the front and rocking out to “Number of the Beast.” Lance can’t do that!

And how the hell did Iron Maiden play Madison Square Garden?

Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong with their kids in the gallery.


Kate Hudson‘s hey nanny nanny has barely healed from that suicidal wreck Owen Wilson having poked at it with his cut wrists, and now she’s merging her and Lance Armstrong‘s kids! Howabout you slow it down a bit, and stop confusing that drag queen boy of yours?

Kate spent Father’s Day with her son Ryder’s father Chris Robinson AND
her new boyfriend Lance Armstrong. Actors are so progressive. Ryder’s
gonna grow up thinking the world is his daddy. Angelia Jolie is going
to adopt him and his wig.

The huge family took two cabs to Frankie’s 457 restaurant in Manhattan.

“There was a boys’ cab and a girls’ cab,” an onlooker says. “Ryder went with Lance.
He was very comfortable with Lance. He ran right towards him!” He
probably wants to get on Lance’s bike and ride away from this mess!

Lance has a son, Luke, 8 and two twin daughters, Isabelle and Grace, who are both six. Meet new mommy Kate!

Here’s some snaps of Lance and Kate leaving an Iron Maiden concert. I
seriously want to see Kate in a black concert t-shirt with Eddie on the
front and rocking out to “Number of the Beast.” Lance can’t do that!

And how the hell did Iron Maiden play Madison Square Garden?

By J. Harvey
  1. Karra

    Kate Hudson’s hey nanny nanny has barely healed from that suicidal wreck Owen Wilson having poked at it with his cut wrists

    That seemed like kind of a weird thing to say…. I mean, it could have worked if that comment were funny enough to laugh at in spite of how awful it was, but it wasn’t all that funny.

    I usually really like that you cross the line in a hilarious way, but aren’t too much of a jerk. This just seemed off though. Or, maybe I’m off and am being overly sensitive.

  2. Marias

    If all celebritied are pregnant? LOL Kate Hudson looks absolutely gorgeous in that picture. Does she have got married? I found some pictures of her at richromances.com. I am just curious~~~

  3. joan durtz

    Her poor little boy is so homely.

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