Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Be A Lesbian Than Eat Sushi
Isn’t it kind of the same thing? It’s why I never compare the D to hot dogs. Though, I’ll be honest – hot dogs are way more delicious. Kate Beckinsale has an interesting opinion about sushi.
“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm,” she says.
Huh? That’s a jump. First of all, spicy tuna rolls are one of the greatest gifts the human race has ever received. I could eat them like potato chips.
This chick better focus on actually making a good movie. Hopefully she’ll be jailed and some prison yard bull dyke gives her the opportunity to test her theory about warm vagina. Kate’s always talking about the vagine. She recently compared her own to a “pharoah’s tomb.”
And roll up those pants, damnit! You’re going to trip and take your daughter with you! Here’s Kate with her daughter Lily and husband Len Wiseman in Santa Monica. They did lunch and took Lily for ice skating lessons. I feel for Lily because she obviously has one of those moms without any kind of barrier between her brain and her mouth. Lily’s not going to bring any friends home. Seriously, if my Mom kept yelling about sushi and vagina and the like then there’s no way we’re taking the pre-prom pictures at my house.
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