Kat Von D Is In Love With Jesse James

September 3rd, 2010 // 2 Comments

Kat Von D, the girl with the monotone voice and TLC’s latest reality show actress extraordinaire, is officially dating Jesse James. This is the guy who cheated on one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and pissed off an entire nation. Kat Von D, because she has no relationship standards, doesn’t have a problem with that, i.e. James’ personal life.

“I stayed away from that as much as possible, and when we connected
recently, it was such a positive thing. It was just like,
‘Wow, I can’t believe I haven’t spent this much time with you the entire
time I’ve known you.’ Now I’m just embracing it and enjoying it,” Kat said.

Pictured here, Jesse James and Kat Von D attend the tattoo artist’s latest project, ‘Wonderland Gallery’ held at Wonderland Gallery in West
Hollywod, California on September 2nd. Has anyone even watched her terrible show? This last couple of seasons have been filled with so much produced fake drama, I’m not even sure if she knows reality from reality TV. But she says she is in love with this dumb ass.

“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat said.

According to People Magazine, Kat realized her love for James when they started to do nerdy shit.

“Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was
something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”

When asked if he was ‘the one’ as in soul mate, as in the 9th soul mate Kat has claimed to have, she said, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

Good Lord. Kat Von D is very beautiful, but she is about as dumb as a box of rocks. Seriously.

By Chelsi Archibald
  1. crystal

    Am I the only person noticing what appears to be a belly bump on her?

  2. zilla

    I thought she looked kinda bumpy, but i think it’s just the way she is standing.

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