Karl Lagerfeld’s recent rundown of Hollywood celebs sounded like a backstabbing gab fest with a group of women during a Friday liquid lunch at the Ivy. Karl told Harper’s Bazaar in a recent interview for the September issue just what he thoughts on Hollywood. This was a one man bitch fest and Karl gossiped about everyone from Jessica to the Olsen Twins!
Setting the scene, and action! Let’s take it from the top and see what this fashion queen said about his (least) favorite gal pals. On Lindsay Lohan he stated, “She’s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life,” Seriously what the heck does that mean? Lindsay should be in a psych ward because she could possibly hurt herself, with like razors and stuff? Oh I can hear all the ladies around the table now gasping – “No not Lindsay!”
The famed Chanel designer even spoke about everyone’s favorite Hollywood Mom Angelina Jolie, “Stunningly beautiful, she has the kind of mouth other people pay to get.” I won’t begin to tell you how straight men would decipher that sentence (a tennis ball and a garden hose come to mind.) He is not impressed or interested in Jessica Simpson, and the Olsen twins are frumpy! I guess Chanel won’t be hiring these ladies anytime soon. He does like Kate Moss though, and states that she has a lot of courage, and that the whole H&M thing was a bunch of bologna! You have to admit that queen has balls!
Written by Christy Pastore