Karl Lagerfeld Calls Adele Fat, Needs To Check Himself

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Oh, Karl Lagerfeld.  I admire your work and applaud your unique sense of self-entitlement.  What I do not admire or applaud is your need to voice opinions about people’s appearances.  It ain’t right and it ain’t nice.

Stepping in as Metro Paris’s guest editor, Lagerfeld sketched a few lil’ ditties for the office and gave his two cents on the untouchable Adele.  “The thing at the moment is Adele,” Chanel’s big cheese said.  “She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.”  Just because you’re Lagerfeld doesn’t give you the right to criticize one’s weight, at least not to a newspaper.

Dior’s going to get wind of this and totally sign Adele up for a campaign.