Kim Kardashian Keeping it Klassy

With a Playboy photo shoot now on her resume, socialite Kim Kardshian wants you to rest assured that she’s not the crazy party girl you might think she is. In her shoot, she said she keeps it very tasteful, exposing her rear end and “a little bit of [her] chest.” But Kim’s used to being under the spotlight these days, with cameras following her and her family around for her reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” According to Kim, who claims she doesn’t even drink alcohol, she’s hoping that it will help to show viewers that she’s not living the wild lifestyle most might think.

I am really excited because I feel like there are so many misconceptions of what us Hollywood girls are really like. We are so different from what people would think and I think everyone is going to be shocked.

I don’t know. It takes a lot to shock me these days. Unless I find out that her brain is really as big as and gets as much use as her brain…er, I mean, butt.* That might actually leave me speechless.

I like that in making fun of Kim, I’ve actually revealed my own shortcomings. Isn’t it ironic? No, seriously, can you please just tell me? I’m too lazy to look up the actual meaning of the word on dictionary.com.

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