Kanye West Is Youthful, DAMN!

January 9th, 2009 // 5 Comments

So Kanye West‘s visage on the cover of Vibe is not pleasing him. Mostly because he looks like the male version of Pearl on 227. Old. Old as hell! Kanye himself feels that this is not representative of his true beauty and ageless vitality.

“I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30′S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME
BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!,” he posts on his blog.

I’m down with “beings” in my 30′s too, but I’m proud of the gray in my goatee. This fashionista needs to embrace the sexy steel, because who would actually Photoshop gray INTO someone’s pic? Unless he has enemies in the Vibe photo department. West is sort of crazy and filled with hubris, but what if he’s right and there’s haters in that department? Haters can hide anywhere!

Here he is leaving Houston’s in Century City and actually being nice to the photogs. Someone had a few Stoli Vanillas.

Check out all the photos of Kanye West in the gallery!


So Kanye West‘s visage on the cover of Vibe is not pleasing him.
Mostly because he looks like the male version of Pearl on 227. Old. Old
as hell! Kanye himself feels that this is not representative of his
true beauty and ageless vitality.

“I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30′S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME
BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!,” he posts on his blog.

I’m down with “beings” in my 30′s too, but I’m proud of the gray in my goatee. This fashionista
needs to embrace the sexy steel, because who would actually Photoshop
gray INTO someone’s pic? Unless he has enemies in the Vibe photo
department. West is sort of crazy and filled with hubris, but what if he’s right and there’s haters in that department? Haters can hide anywhere!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Jess

    I don’t think it really looks like he has grey in his beard. It looks more like the light reflecting off his hair. I don’t know. He’s being a bit vain if you ask me.

  2. Kels

    hmmm..gray in his hair by his temples too.

    He’s absolutely right. You don’t get gray hair in your 30′s. Especially superstars. Only douchbags get gray hair in their 30′s.

  3. OC Trophy Wife

    OMG! A shout out to Pearl on 227!!! I could totally see Kanye sticking his head out the window to gossip and be a crotchety old busy body.

  4. erin

    this is the FUNNIEST THING i have read in forever. i check this site daily, and you have had some good ones, but PEARL?? 227???? you’ve outdone yourself.

  5. frosty

    lol “haters can hide anywhere”

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