Kanye West And Justin Bieber Join Forces And Cause The End Of Mankind

I’m sorry…this needs to happen.  Kanye West, outside Madison Square Garden for the Rihanna Concert on August 12, is rumored to be in collaboration with Justin Bieber and Wu-Tang Clan rapper Raekwon.  I’ll let that sink in for a few, and let you bask in that glory…

Think of the possibilities!  Kanye with a Bieber haircut, a la Tom Brady?  Bieber suddenly adopting a huge ego and typing ONLY IN CAPS?!  The fashion, the cars purchased by Usher, the millions of screaming tweens (is that word even used anymore?  Am I dating myself?)

I can only imagine what would happen if these two combined their Twitter accounts, never mind what would happen if they combined forces in person.  I just…I cannot.

Raekwon tells us, “It’s definitely gonna happen.  I’m a big fan of both of these guys.  I think, at the end of the day, shorty is a sensation.”  Truly inspirational.  It is unclear whether Kanye or Bieber is “shorty.”

Kanye, be careful of screwing the Bieb over.  Biebs, be careful of screwing Kanye over (I don’t think you actually need to screw him over for this to happen).  This could get interesting.