Kanye and 50 Make Nice And End Their Transparent Bid For Sales

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This was so staged and dumb and these two are money-grubbing whores. Though I like Kanye’s style. 50 Cent and West have been involved in this faux-feud where their albums are both coming on out Sept. 11 so they were challenging each other and it was all very homoerotic. It actually wasn’t but I know 50 has a problem with the gays so any chance to insinuate he likes the D makes me feel empowered. It’s the little things, I tell you. Anyway, they’ve declared a peace throughout the money-grubbing whore land.

The fake feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent is over. The two were chest thumping about outselling each other when they release albums next month. But the bogus bombast ended over vodka shots Wednesday night at 40/40 Club with Jay-Z, Sean Combs and T.I. The hip-hop summit meeting had fans going crazy as the five rappers strolled like the Rat Pack through the club.

There was anarchy for overpaid people strolling past them! That’s how I felt when I met Susan Powter on Rosie’s Cruise. Bitch has an aura about her. Pink dreads and tats. I will never forget what it felt like to meet the woman who questioned “HAM?!? HAM IS FAT-FREE?!?!”

There is More of the Reunited BFFs After the Jump