Kanye and 50 Make Nice And End Their Transparent Bid For Sales

August 24th, 2007 // 11 Comments


This was so staged and dumb and these two are money-grubbing whores. Though I like Kanye’s style. 50 Cent and West have been involved in this faux-feud where their albums are both coming on out Sept. 11 so they were challenging each other and it was all very homoerotic. It actually wasn’t but I know 50 has a problem with the gays so any chance to insinuate he likes the D makes me feel empowered. It’s the little things, I tell you. Anyway, they’ve declared a peace throughout the money-grubbing whore land.

The fake feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent is over. The two were chest thumping about outselling each other when they release albums next month. But the bogus bombast ended over vodka shots Wednesday night at 40/40 Club with Jay-Z, Sean Combs and T.I. The hip-hop summit meeting had fans going crazy as the five rappers strolled like the Rat Pack through the club.

There was anarchy for overpaid people strolling past them! That’s how I felt when I met Susan Powter on Rosie’s Cruise. Bitch has an aura about her. Pink dreads and tats. I will never forget what it felt like to meet the woman who questioned “HAM?!? HAM IS FAT-FREE?!?!”

There is More of the Reunited BFFs After the Jump

By J. Harvey

  1. Isn’t rap over yet? If not rap needs to go away for a couple of years and think about how retarded it has become. Before you know these guys are going to bragging about their retirement portfolios and long term care insurance.


  2. anti

    anyone who did not figure out that this “fued” is a money marketing strategy is blind. And by the way relasing a album on 9/11 is not correct. they could have picked any other day, why that day. not correct. anyway i enjoy both kanye and 50′s music and they are doing what they get paid to do, entertain people.

  3. pinky

    J. I hate to dissapoint you, but Kanye labled himself a homophobe.

  4. stolidog

    I can just imagine the male bonding “pile-on” with these guys after the concert. ick.

  5. T-Bone

    Rap needs to go away for good.

  6. Katie

    I LOVE rap. T-Bone, maybe if you learned how to “Pock, Lock, and Drop it” you would too :)

  7. Katie

    oops *Pop

  8. AM

    Kanye West is the most humongous asshole that ever lived. Seriously. I’m so done with his tired old tempter trantrums and poor-losemanship every time he doesn’t win an award that he didn’t deserve to win in the first place. Get over yourself Kanye. You’re just not that great. Never have been. Probably never will be. You like yourself far more than anyone else does.

  9. A Boy and His Dog

    Is that a rice crispy treat hanging on a gold chain around his neck? Possibly a diamond crusted turd?

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