Jwoww Mourns The Loss Of Her Luggage…With A Killer Tan

Jwoww hit Miami yesterday looking taut, tanned and ready to promote, according to the Daily Mail.  The Jersey Shore tough nut (now teacup-sized) was in town to promote Ab Cuts and even had time to show boyfriend Roger Matthews the gelato shop she and her band of degenerates pretended to work at during season two.

Once things wrapped up in Miami, Jwoww and Roger headed back to New York, only to find that their luggage didn’t come along for the return flight.  Jwoww tweeted to American Airlines, “U have all mine and rogers stuff 🙁 I pay for priority n u don’t put our luggage on the flight?”  What’s the point of making $10K an episode if you can’t meet your luggage on the other side, I ask you?

PHOTOS: Jwoww’s, Ahem, Suggestive Photos

How thrilling that Jersey Shore is taking their circus to Italy for season four, which according to a statement from MTV, is just genius: ‘The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can’t wait to see what erupts as a result.”

So much for avoiding the “Stupid Americans” stigma.