Justin Timberlake’s Boots Are Filthy

June 25th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Here’s Justin Timberlake attending the party for the release of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance in gay Paree. He’s the new spokesgirl for them, and is featured in some slick ads.

Advertising
totally works because I’m a dumb, easily impressed upon bitch and the
hot pic of him reclining in his private jet makes me want to splash
myself in that fragrance so I can have that life. Which I’m sure will
happen. It’s like magic.

What’s not magic is JT rolling up on a
swanky party in Paris with dirty boots on. Ugh, that’s not cool. You
don’t show up looking like you were just shoveling shit out in the
stable. You know some Yves St. Laurent looking fool was like “C’est
magnifique! He has brought dirt into the mainstream! Sublime!”

I think someone’s rich and lazy. Get some wet naps and wipe those things. Ugh.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Justin Timberlake photos.


Here’s Justin Timberlake attending the party for the release of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance in gay Paree. He’s the new spokesgirl for them, and is featured in some slick ads.

Advertising
totally works because I’m a dumb, easily impressed upon bitch and the
hot pic of him reclining in his private jet makes me want to splash
myself in that fragrance so I can have that life. Which I’m sure will
happen. It’s like magic.

What’s not magic is JT rolling up on a
swanky party in Paris with dirty boots on. Ugh, that’s not cool. You
don’t show up looking like you were just shoveling shit out in the
stable. You know some Yves St. Laurent looking fool was like “C’est
magnifique! He has brought dirt into the mainstream! Sublime!”

I think someone’s rich and lazy. Get some wet naps and wipe those things. Ugh.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Justin Timberlake photos.

By Michael Prieve
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  1. Karin

    He looks like Chuck Bass in the ad…

  2. tina

    He is one fine man, but he has to stop acting like a homeboy that he is not, but nevertheless hot!

  3. Wetnap Queen

    You kill me!!!You absolutely kill me!!! wetnaps!!!Ahhhhhahahhahhehe, cough, cough, weeze, fake death and…close up. Scene.

  4. AA

    This just goes to show you how much creative license they take to make entertainers look appealing to us commoners. Put these pics next to the ones with JT walking the dog and you get my point.

  5. Sara Mayi

    I think that if you were as savvy as you think you are…you’d understand that a man who can build a shoe company if he wants know what shoes to wear…these boots are a message…and you are supposed to be ‘savvy’ enough to figure it out…
    “show up looking like you were just shoveling shit out in the stable”…you were almost there…

  6. Southern Rebelle

    Dirty boots? Geez……who cares! I’ve known a lot of hard working,accomplished men with dirty boots. You would think that when you reach your goals and become a total success (not to mention a total package…rowr..) that you would be allowed to just chill and live …enjoy the life you’d built..and that people would talk about your many accomplishments rather than the dirt on your boots….wouldn’t you?He’s alright,dirty boots and all,if he’s worried about ‘em he can just trash them and buy new ones! I’m glad to know when the famous are still ok with just being human like everyone else.

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