Justin Timberlake’s Boots Are Filthy

Here’s Justin Timberlake attending the party for the release of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance in gay Paree. He’s the new spokesgirl for them, and is featured in some slick ads.

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totally works because I’m a dumb, easily impressed upon bitch and the
hot pic of him reclining in his private jet makes me want to splash
myself in that fragrance so I can have that life. Which I’m sure will
happen. It’s like magic.

What’s not magic is JT rolling up on a
swanky party in Paris with dirty boots on. Ugh, that’s not cool. You
don’t show up looking like you were just shoveling shit out in the
stable. You know some Yves St. Laurent looking fool was like “C’est
magnifique! He has brought dirt into the mainstream! Sublime!”

I think someone’s rich and lazy. Get some wet naps and wipe those things. Ugh.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Justin Timberlake photos.


Here’s Justin Timberlake attending the party for the release of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance in gay Paree. He’s the new spokesgirl for them, and is featured in some slick ads.

Advertising
totally works because I’m a dumb, easily impressed upon bitch and the
hot pic of him reclining in his private jet makes me want to splash
myself in that fragrance so I can have that life. Which I’m sure will
happen. It’s like magic.

What’s not magic is JT rolling up on a
swanky party in Paris with dirty boots on. Ugh, that’s not cool. You
don’t show up looking like you were just shoveling shit out in the
stable. You know some Yves St. Laurent looking fool was like “C’est
magnifique! He has brought dirt into the mainstream! Sublime!”

I think someone’s rich and lazy. Get some wet naps and wipe those things. Ugh.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Justin Timberlake photos.