Justin Timberlake Putts From The Rough

September 29th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Rome visitor Justin Timberlake is a golfer. That alone should cause you to
cross his ass off your Christmas card list. Golf is the most boring
sport ever created, I played once. And the only thing I enjoyed about
it was the fact that some chick rode out to sell us beers. That I could
get behind. I would probably have played more sports if a woman with
big boobs rode out in her ho cart to give me booze.

Anyway, Justin’s on the cover of Golf Digest magazine looking all fancy lad and jawing on about a good walk spoiled. He’s hosting a charity tournament in Las Vegas next month. Once he gets back from Italy.

“The golf swing is very, very rhythmic. There’s a certain tempo to it, just like in music,” he says.

Dude, just admit that you like to get pegged already.


Rome visitor Justin Timberlake is a golfer. That alone should cause you to
cross his ass off your Christmas card list. Golf is the most boring
sport ever created, I played once. And the only thing I enjoyed about
it was the fact that some chick rode out to sell us beers. That I could
get behind. I would probably have played more sports if a woman with
big boobs rode out in her ho cart to give me booze.Anyway, Justin’s on the cover of Golf Digest magazine looking all fancy lad and jawing on about a good walk spoiled. He’s hosting a charity tournament in Las Vegas next month. Once he gets back from Italy.“The golf swing is very, very rhythmic. There’s a certain tempo to it, just like in music,” he says.Dude, just admit that you like to get pegged already.

By J. Harvey

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