Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Might Crush The Baby!

August 29th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Justin Timberlake (aka William Rast, Big Dildo) and Jessica Biel were snapped making out outside the Bisazza furnture store on Melrose in LA. We get it, you’re a couple. I still think she makes him have French Maid day back at the house when he’s naughty. “Oooh, oui, oui, Madame. Pleeez, do not use zee riding crop on my poor backside!”

There are rumors going around that Biel might have a fey singer/songwriter growing inside her due to some recent photos of her wearing what looks like a damn muumuu the other night. Why would a muscled she-hulk like Biel be wearing a big flowy sail? Hence, the pregnancy talk.

Congrats to the both of them if it’s true. That baby is going to be such a fancy lad or butch empress.

Check out all the photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in the gallery.


Justin Timberlake (aka William Rast, Big Dildo) and Jessica Biel were
snapped making out outside the Bisazza furnture store on Melrose in LA.
We get it, you’re a couple. I still think she makes him have French
Maid day back at the house when he’s naughty. “Oooh, oui, oui, Madame.
Pleeez, do not use zee riding crop on my poor backside!”There are rumors going around that Biel might have a fey singer/songwriter growing inside her due to some recent photos of her wearing what looks like a damn muumuu the other night. Why would a muscled she-hulk like Biel be wearing a big flowy sail? Hence, the pregnancy talk.Congrats to the both of them if it’s true. That baby is going to be such a fancy lad or butch empress.Check out all the photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in the gallery.

By J. Harvey
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