Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Do What The Romans Do

September 24th, 2008 // 4 Comments

My sincere apologies for that headline. I was going to try to fit something in about a vomitorium but it wasn’t happening. Fashion actress Justin Timberlake and his domme Jessica Biel are on a Roman holiday in Italy.

They attended a wedding here in Boston (I guess that was the invite I had to turn down), and then jetted off to Italy to walk around and soak up some culture.

Some street performer dressed like a Roman warrior didn’t realize who they were (God forbid) and offered to pose with them for a pittance and they snubbed his ass. I’m sorry, we have to get back to the hotel so she can powder and diaper me.


My sincere apologies for that headline. I was going to try to fit something in about a vomitorium but it wasn’t happening. Fashion actress Justin Timberlake and his domme Jessica Biel are on a Roman holiday in Italy.They
attended a wedding here in Boston (I guess that was the invite I had to
turn down), and then jetted off to Italy to walk around and soak up
some culture. Some street performer dressed like a Roman
warrior didn’t realize who they were (God forbid) and offered to pose
with them for a pittance and they snubbed his ass. I’m sorry, we have
to get back to the hotel so she can powder and diaper me.

By J. Harvey
  1. Phil Shubano

    it’s “do AS the Romans do” … come on J. Harvey!

  2. stolidog

    that camera lense she’s swinging looks to be just the right size to keep JT in line. We all know where that’s going later tonight.

  3. Snow Pie

    They are walking on top of the bones of women who the Jews buried alive. There are many women buried in tombs who were persecuted for having slept with men who seduced them, who were buried alive for being human and having sex.

    Jews are evil. Especially Jews who dress up to look like neo-nazis and pretend to be White.

  4. Kennedy

    ^ Wth?

    Anyways, Justin looks cute and he could have been nicer to the street preformer.

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