Damn, Why Won’t This Bitch Leave Me Alone?

June 8th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Doesn’t he look stressed? With that fake grin plastered on his face and you know his teeth are gritted. He’s all “when is she gonna move on?” and “why did I ever take a role in the same film as her?”. And why is he wearing my seventh grade sweater? Is that back in? Can i wear a turtleneck under a Champion sweatshirt, pegged Z. Cavaricchis and a rat tail again?


More photos of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake (plus ) after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. green cardigan

    Wow, Justin T looks like he’s suffering from chronic constipation in those photos. He’s definitely not bringing sexy back with that cardigan either.

  2. LoRider

    He’d much rather appear in an animated movie with Cameron than have her appear on one of his CDs. Maybe Chris Angel can make her disappear. Ride Lo

  3. T-Bone

    Green, I think is what you get when you actually see these celebs in the light of day, without make-up.

  4. Joya

    HILARIOUS!!! it actually looks like he’s saying “cheese”. LOL!

  5. AJ

    Caption “He is just not THAT into you…”

    He totally has that look in his eyes…

    Sad, I really did like them as a couple.

  6. Margaret

    I’ve always been a Cameron fan, but nowadays she gets on my nerves. JT and I both want her to move on schnell! MTV Awards did it for me.

  7. Laura

    On a more superficial note, horizontal stripes make her look wide.

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