Justin Bieber Dolls Just In Time For Christmas

You will soon seeing all the Jacob/Taylor Lautner dolls in the trash because Justin Bieber has his own range of dolls!

The dolls are…well, they look older than him, right? Post-pubescent Bieber. I wanted them to use a doll that was merely a few inches bigger than a toddler.

I also love that in place is the trademark lesbian fringe haircut and that his neck looks to be as thick as his arm. Some of the dolls come with a musical instrument (does he play?) and a microphone and play 30 second clips of hit songs like “Baby” and “One Less Girl.”

Excuse me for a moment:

Dear Santa….