Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Split. Gasp.

And we thought they were in it to win it.

After four years of dodging cheating rumors, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have called it quits.  Us Magazine reported the news last night, and I believe I speak for almost everyone when I say “duh.”  This  doesn’t come as a surprise, as the tabloids have been dishing out all sorts of indiscretions on Timberlake’s part.  Granted, tabloids don’t always tell the truth. BUT where there’s smoke, there’s fire and there was a whole lotta smoke coming from that relationship.  Biel is that friend we all have who willingly ignores the signs.

Let’s tally up Timberlake’s track record of the past few years, including rumors of rollin’ around with duet partners Rihanna and Ciara:

-Lindsay Lohan Twitter-outed JT in 2009 after he was caught smooching a brunette at an NYC club.

-Justin was all grabby-grab with go-go dancers last March in Vegas.

-Timberlake was rumored to have hit on (and was promptly rejected by) co-star Mila Kunis on the set of Friends With Benefits.  Naturally, their reps denied it.

-Us Magazine ran a story on how Justin had an affair with Perfect Couples star Olivia Munn this past October.

PHOTOS: JT And His Vegas Go-Go Dancers

Let me know if I’m forgetting anything.