Justin Theroux Did Something Weird & Amazing With Velcro To Avoid Parking Tickets

Just how cheap is Justin Theroux? Well, he’s engaged to Jennifer Aniston. *rimshot* Seriously though, Justin is so cheap that he figured out a sort of ingenious, mad-scientist plot to avoid parking tickets in NYC. Because his lady’s SmartWater money only goes so far, I suppose, and mama doesn’t pay his tickets, so Justin had to figure out a way to avoid them altogether.

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